Lions and Tigers and Bears...

by Matt Davis

We are going to San Diego next week and plan to take the kids to the zoo.

Dad: We’re going to go to the zoo.
the 4 year old: What’s a zoo?
Dad: We’ll see Gorrillas, Lions, Tigers…
the 4 year old screams in fear
Dad: They’ll be in cages, they can’t get you
the 4 year old: Do they have babies?
Dad: Yeah, some of them will have babies.
the 4 year old: Can I pet them?
Dad: No, we can’t pet them.
the 4 year old: Can I pet them with a stick?

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