Must be pink

by Matt Davis

A conversation with the kids.

I was walking with the kids on Cannery Row and we saw the ocean…
Me: Look kids, the ocean, I’m going to throw you in and use you as bait to catch a shark.
Sam: Use Sean, he’d be good bait.
Me: No, I want to catch a big shark so I’ll throw Sam in the ocean.
Sage: I want a pink shark.

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