Vaccination? What's that?

by Matt Davis

Sam had a check up at the doctor’s office yesterday.
Nurse (to dad): Looks like he needs a vaccination.
Sam: Vaccination? What’s that?
Nurse (to dad): So I’ll bring it in when the doctor is ready.

Dad: ok, thank you.
Nurse leaves
Sam: What’s a vaccination?
Sam: Is it a SHOT!?!?
Dad: Yes, but don’t wor…
Sam: BUT I DON’T WANT A SHOT!
Sean: Shots don’t hurt me, they just tickle.
At the end of the checkup the doctor gives Sam the shot. He complains that it hurts.
Sean: Shots don’t hurt me, they only hurt you Sam. For me they just tickle.
Dad: Don’t worry Sam, the pain won’t last long. Everyone has to get shots.
Sean: (GASP)
Sean: (Look of horror) Everyone is getting a shot!

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