Portfolio of Matt S. Davis
- Content Management
- Java, PHP
- Textpattern Plugins
- Web Development
Dad: How was your first day?
Sean: It was great dad. Guess what… they have a bag of cheetos in the cafeteria for 75¢!
That’s the important fact of the day that needs to be shared?
Sage: All I put on my Christmas list was love.
Sean: I did that once. I regretted it.
Sam: In PE we started football and a girl on my team is scared of balls being thrown at her. It’s call ballistaphobia.
Sean: I’m not scared of balls…
Sean: … being thrown at my face.
Sam: Mom asked if I wanted her old iPhone but I told her I didn’t.
Dad: Why not? Have you tried an iPhone?
Sean: They don’t taste good.